What should I name my new houseplant?

Naming a plant is a great way to feel more attached to your new green roommate! To help you pick the perfect one, here are a few different "vibes" you can choose from:

1. Punny & Plant-Related

These are always a hit and tend to make people smile:

• Fernie Sanders
• Sir Photosynthes-a-Lot
• Leaf Erikson
• Vincent van Grow
• Spike Lee (if it’s a cactus or succulent)
• Aloe Vera (or Aloe Blacc)

2. Dignified & Sophisticated

If your plant has a regal or sturdy look, it might deserve a formal title:

• The Baroness
• Sir Winston
• Professor Green
• Lady Fernsworth
• Atticus

3. Cozy & Cute

These work well for smaller, leafy plants that feel like little companions:

• Pickle
• Bean
• Sprout
• Button
• Mossy

4. Based on the Plant's Personality

• The Drama Queen: For a plant that wilts the second it's slightly thirsty.
• Slow-poke: For a plant that hasn't grown an inch in months.
• Wild Child: For a vining plant that is growing in every direction at once.

How to decide:

• Observe its shape: Is it pointy, round, or long and trailing?
• What kind of plant is it? Knowing the species (like a Monstera, Snake Plant, or Pothos) might help narrow it down.
• The "Calling" Test: Say a few names out loud to the plant. Which one makes you smile or feels like it "fits"?

Do you know what kind of plant it is? If you tell me, I can give you a name that matches its personality or its species!